GWMA

DEAR dude who controls the global warming up there.
I'm writing to you regarding an observation of failure i noticed lately against you.
Actually i would like to point out that your famous "Global warming" is the biggest bullshit i've been hearing during the last couple of years.

I think you are one of the people who decided to global warm only the nice and already warm countries like Greece, Italy, Spain etc.

Of course your famous global warming somehow escaped countries like UK, Netherlands etc.

You offer them a cold summer with rain and other rather Global freezing weather conditions.

I think you are tempted of the nice blue seas these guys have in the south, and you keep pointing your stupid global warming to them.

This way my friend you want make people sensitive enough, nobody is goanna believe in global warming and sooner or later a Hollywood director will come up with a blockbuster that will simply bring up in fashion Global Freezing. When this happens guess what, you are done, nobody is going to talk about global warming anymore companies like Diesel will work on global freezing campaigns and American Apparel will range only long sleeve colored shirts, in addition to that Fujitsu,Lg,Mitsubishi,Sanyo etc will stop producing air conditioners and people will use sunscreens only to smell like coconuts.

Hope you understand my friendly intentions, but seriously you have to do something.
As immediate next steps i would suggest to bring some summer in the Northern Dark Cold and wet Europe
For instance nobody will suffer with a month under 25 and Sunny, and why not 2-3 weeks of 30-34 and sunny, this is probably the only way people will realize your presence and will stop thinking you are a lazy bastard who likes hanging around south warm places and make them even warmer.

Until these thing happen, i will run a campaign called: GLOBAL WARMING MY ASS.

Magic

Christos